dumbegg:

i hate when thin people say their thighs are fat cause it’s like wow ok i feel like a cow now

foodtrucker:

waking up and getting up are two very very different things

(Source: lovevenmore)

icy-brunette:

the only thing that would make me happy is you….

(Source: irrelavunt)

dr-ift:

MY FUCKING LIFE it’s so annoying and I’m afraid it’s gonna ruin us

(Source: h-istrionic)

(Source: teenagepics)

majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

goddessoftheinternet:

i exaggerate like 97 thousand times an hour

chesexual:

this. fucking this. i cannot. even explain how much this. tHIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

(Source: nirvanahs)

drizzyweeknd:

Ah frickin dorable

(Source: drakenigga)


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